NOTE: When attempting these Recipes it is
advisable to have your local  departments
number on hand.

where all things are better blackened :)
 
 

Nettie's BLACKENED Steak
 

1 Steak uncooked (one with lots of Fat works Best)

 1 tsp.... seasoning salt

 1 Hungry Husband
 

Cut & poke holes in steak season with Adolphs...Place under broiler,

Return to CU, Allow to Cook until the Smoke Detector goes off... Serve

immediately ( Watch for a reaction AMAZING how men can go from
HUNGRY to ANGRY

in zero Seconds flat!) :))))))))

Now for a fancy twist don't cut through the fat on the steak...You'll get

a nice curly effect.
 
 
 

Nettie's SERRIED Veggies

1 can of Favorite Veggies

1 heavy saucepan

1 packed ref at dinnertime
 

Open can Place on stove over med-high heat cuz you

are going to check on them in a min...continue to CU until

you smell something real Nasty !!!

Recommended ways to clean the pan
1. Toss you beloved pan , it was old anyhow !
2. Heavy steel wool.
 
 
 

Nettie's NUKEM dogs
 

1 pack of Hot Dogs (plump when You cook them type)

1 microwave oven set on high
 

Place dogs on a plate in center of microwave, set timer

for twelve minutes.

Return to your computer to find someone has just ICQed you

that you haven't chatted with in a while remembering the dogs

are in the microwave AWWW WTH they will be fine...

When U hear them pop You know there done !!!
 
 
 
 

FRUIT CAKE RECIPE

** note this is not a NETTIE recipe but I'm sure
it meets the guideline for CU recipe **
 
 

You'll need the following:
a cup of water,
a cup of sugar,
four large eggs,
two cups of flour,
two cups of dried fruit,
a teaspoon of baking soda,
a teaspoon of salt,
a cup of brown sugar,
lemon juice, nuts,
and a bottle of whisky.

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl.

To be sure it is the highest quality, check the whisky again by
pouring one level cup and drinking it.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer; beat one cup of butter in a large, fluffy bowl.

Add one seaspoon of tugar, and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still OK by crying another tup.

Turn off the mixer.

Break two large leggs, and add to the bowl.

Then chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, wiggle your wingers
in there and pry it loose.
Like this, see?

O.K. Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of flowers.

Check the whisky one more time.

Now sift the lemon juice, and strain the nuts.

Add one table to the spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you got.

Now, grease the oven.

Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Throw the bowl out.

Check the whisky again, and go to bed.
 

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