Vampire’s Kiss
      2 oz. vodka
      1/2 oz. dry gin
      1/2 oz. dry vermouth
      1 tbsp. tequila
      Pinch of salt
      2 oz. tomato juice
      Old Fashioned, shake with ice, strain over ice.

     Devil's Juice
      Bring breath mints.
      3 oz. cranberry (or cranapple) juice
      3 oz. tomato juice
      1 tsp. Tabasco sauce
      1 tsp. lemon juice
      2 dashes black pepper
      Dash salt
      Collins, pour over ice, stir. Lemon and parsley garnish.

      Dead Baby Boy
      2 oz. vodka or gin
      1 olive
      1 sugar cube
      Tonic water
      Collins or Highball, a simple vodka or gin and tonic.
Tie olive to sugar cube with piece of string or
      use toothpick. When sugar dissolves, the
'dead baby boy' will float to the top.

     Brain Hemorrhage
      also called Simon's Brain
      1 oz. each vodka, gin, and tequila
      1 tsp. Bailey's Irish cream
      2 drops grenadine
      1 olive
      Old Fashioned, shake "whites" with ice, strain, add olive, Bailey's, and grenadine.

     Festering Boil
      1-1/2 oz. Jagermeister
      1/2 oz. dry gin
      1/2 oz. vodka
      2 cocktail onions
      Highball, pour over ice, stir. Add onions.

     Necrophiliac’s Dream
      1 oz. light rum
      1 oz. lime-flavored vodka
      1 oz. white creme de cacao
      1 tbsp. Anisette
      Old Fashioned; shake with ice, strain over ice.

     Coffee of the Damned
      Even zombies avoid this elixir.
      1 oz. scotch
      1 oz. brandy
      1/2 oz. tequila
      1 tbsp. sugar syrup
      1 tsp. shredded lemon pulp
      Coffee
      Hot Mug, pour ingredients, fill with hot coffee, stir.
Whipped cream garnish. Float lemon pulp.

     Gangrene
      2 oz. green creme de menthe
      1-1/2 oz. vodka
      1/2 oz. tequila
      1 tbsp. blackberry brandy
      Old Fashioned, shake with ice, strain over ice.

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