What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on    Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!

  What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!

     Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
                 A. Because demons are a   ghouls best friend!

      What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean.

   What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

   Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
              A. Anywhere where he can    boo-gie.

What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A.Ghoul

Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.

What do you get when you cut a pumpkin by it's diameter?
   A. Pumpkin Pi !

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
              A. He didn't have a  haunting license.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
    A. He had no body to  dance with.

Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. At the  casketeria.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
 

Where did the goblin throw the football?
A. Over the ghoul line.

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
              A. Because he is always a goblin.

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A   toasty ghosty.

What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.

What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A. Bone-bones in a  heart shaped box.

What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving

What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. mas-scare-a.

Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Moans.
 

Who was the most famous witch detective?
A. Warlock Holmes

Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.

Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart

Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
        A. The Vampire State Building.

Where do most werewolves live?
        A. In howllywood, California

Where do most goblins live? A. in North and South Scarolina.

Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
A. At a ghastly station.

what do you call a little monsters parents?
A. mummy and deady

what do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A.    sour-puss
 

what do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?
A.    blood-thirsty hacker baby

what do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skwaush?
A. a    squashed pumpkin pie.

Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
             A. It's drafty under that sheet.

What instrument do skellitens play?
A: Trom-BONE.
 
 

Why did't the skelliten cross the road?
A: He had no guts.

Why do vampires scare people?
                 A. They are bored to death!

How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
         A. Every night he turns into a bat.

Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
      A. It's a pain in the  neck.

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A. All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

What song does Dracula hate?
A. "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.

How does a girl vampire flirt?
        A. She bats her eyes.

What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A. A    grave problem.

Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
        A. He has a bat temper.

Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
A. He had a fang-ache.

Why are vampires like false teeth?
           A. They all come out at night.

Who does Dracula get letters from?
A. His fang club.

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
   A. To stop his coffin.

Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
             A. Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.

How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A. Give him screws.

What can't you give the headless horseman?
    A. A headache.

Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A. He wanted to get ahead in life.

What is a ghosts favorite sale?
     A. A white sale.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A. A boo-tie.

What's a ghosts favorite desert?
     A. Boo-berry pie.

Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A. So they can keep their ghoulish  figures.

When does a ghost have breakfast?
A. In the moaning.

What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
          A. Coffee with scream and sugar.

Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A. Mali-boo.
 
 

What do they teach in witching school?
A. Spelling.
 

What do you call a witch's garage?
  A. A broom closet.

What do you call two witches living together?
    A. Broommates.

Why don't mummies take vacations?
           A. They're afraid they'll relax
  and unwind.

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A. To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A. Frostbite...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A. A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Do you believe in people?"

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A. They're too wrapped up in themselves...

What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
A. Bloodhounds...

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