What
did the girl light bulb say to the boy light bulb?
I wuv you watts and watts!
What
did the boy centipede say to the girl centipede?
You
have a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs...
What
did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I
find you very attractive."
What
did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"
Why did
the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!
What
do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs & Kisses.
Do skunks
celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure,
they're very scent-imental!
What
did one pickle say to the other?
"You
mean a great dill to me."
What
did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love
you a ton!"
What
did the bat say to his girlfriend?
"You're
fun to hang around with."
What
did the pencil say to the paper?
"I dot
my i's on you!"
What
did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick
with me and we'll go places!
INTERPRETING
DREAMS
After she woke up, a
woman told her husband,
"I just dreamed
that you gave me a pearl necklace
for Valentine's
day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight."
he said.
That evening,
the man came home with a small package
and gave it to
his wife. Delighted, she opened it
- to find a book
entitled "The meaning of dreams"
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